Mariners get ibanezed in loss to Yankees

Ibanez (Verb) -

  1. To betray a former friend or team mate by homering(s).
  2. To crush the soul out of someone you professed love for because they have moved on without you.
  3. To traitor with a smile on your face.

The good news is that Mariner DH Mike “Joe Hamilton” Carp hit a bomb and had another bomb but was robbed by the cheating Yankees who paid the refs to call his second homer only a double witch was very questionable because it may have been a bomb and the Mariners knew they were defeated once that happened because the umps were determined to get their paycheck and Ackley had some hit balls and thats right multiple hit balls and he is on the upswing now.

The pitching was nothing to make note of because the umps were only allowing Yankee homers except for Mikejoes blast so we can not fully judge the pitching of Noesi and Wilhelminason but on some days they would probably have been good enough to win.

Poor Pineda but there is a solution

As we said on the twitter machine we feel bad for Michael Pineda because as Mariners fans we like him still eventhough he plays for the evilest cheaters in baseball whose fans booed him last night even though some of them dont agree with booing him and arent all bad and I was hoping he would get 30 wins and the Yankees lost every other game he didnt start but if he does have something wrong with his shoulder I think there is a solution that works for everyone.

Michael Pineda is good and pure and there is a player on the Yankees that isnt good and pure and he is a cheater and very unlikeable and remember when he tried to slap that ball out of Brosnan Arollos glove and as Mariners fans he is the opposite of what we feel for Pineda as a player who used to play for the Mariners but now plays for the Yankees and of course we are talking about Alex Rodriquez.

Alex Rodriquez should donate whatever tendons and ligaments and body parts that Michael Pineda needs because Pineda deserves it and it would be good for Alrod because it would help him show he isnt just a selfish narcisistic piece of crap who no one likes and it would show he is a good team mate who cares about his team mates and it would be good for Pineda so he can pitch which is good for Yankee fans because Pineda is amazing and they will love him if they would ever stop booing him and Alrod is basically just a highly paid cheerleader now anyways and he doesnt need all his tendons and ligaments and body parts to cheer unless he gets into some really serious cheerleading competitions like those ones from that movie with the kid vampire girl and its good for Mariner fans because we like Pineda and dont like Alrod even though this would make him look kind of good but its okay if he kind of redeems himself because he owes us.

Mariners conduct pillowboarding torture of former Yankee Hector Noesi aboard inescapable plane to ensure he isnt a spy and he passes the test after sucumbbing to giggle psychosis proving that he is a fun loving Mariner and is having the time of his life after being freed from the shackles of the Steinbrenner saditorium where fun and long hair and pillow fights are not allowed.

Mariners conduct pillowboarding torture of former Yankee Hector Noesi aboard inescapable plane to ensure he isnt a spy and he passes the test after sucumbbing to giggle psychosis proving that he is a fun loving Mariner and is having the time of his life after being freed from the shackles of the Steinbrenner saditorium where fun and long hair and pillow fights are not allowed.