If you could essence Jesus Montero and bottle him as a cologne he would smell like

A Safari hunt with Ernest Hemingway and Edgar Martinez and Teddy Roosevelt crossing a sun scorched savannah covered in dust and Edgar has to firemans carry Teddy because Teddy got gored by an elephant but he feels fine and is giving speeches and drinking port to ease the pain and sharing a cigar with Edgar who cant stop smiling while Hemingway uses a spear to fight off the ravenous elephants and hyenas and hippos and marlins because he used all his six shooter ammo and the expended gunpowder still clings to him and they are all wearing old leather hats with ostrich feathers and lion teeth in the band.

Jesus Montero de Toilette

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