Mariners World Series 2012

And not have a public meltdown like the last time when we lost our Cow Catcher but we learned a lot from the last time this near apocalypse happened and one thing we learned is that running from wolfs all night in the snow covered in blood and crying and screaming at the stars that life isnt fair is not very much fun and also doesnt really solve anything but maybe it did because the stars returned Carlos Peguero to us a few short days later so maybe they heard our pleas and sacrifice.

But either way we have decided to burn through the bad feelings quickly and privately and they are all gone now and we all know that Cow Catcher will return soon and we can also rejoice in the presence of the Roman god of Power Alex Liddi and also be sad that we also lost Charles Lee Furbush for the same reason we lost Shaun Kelley witch is having to many aces and ace closers but we also get to keep Lutcas Luege who will get to live in Seattle and not be returned like a late night drunken purchase that you forgot you ordered and then it shows up at your door and you dont know why you thought it was a good idea and that is not Luege today.